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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 29, 2019.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I wouldn't touch her with someone else's. She had enormous tits. She was not the best looking but the lads liked her because she had those hooters and was filthy. Fortunately she liked the lads too. Kinda double standards though isn't it. If a lad nails two lasses in a night he is revered, a lass does it and she's a slag. I put it down to women holding themselves up to higher standards rather than sexism.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Colo was. He kept steaming her in the The New Northumberland Hotel on Osborne Rd. He wasn't exactly careful about it supposedly, and the wife knew.
     
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  3. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Rightly or wrongly I think it's because the woman is getting pumped.
    Honestly, if there was a couple of gay fellas and one was sticking his nob into a plethora of arses then he'd probably be a stud but if another was taking loads of different cocks then he'd probably be seen as a slag. Nothing to do with male or female
     
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  4. Howe's about that then?

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    I mean, this really has got off topic!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Look, to get back on topic, pouchies lass sucks a tremendous cock, takes it in every fold, has tremendous breasts and he hasnt bitten yet so i’m Still trying to get a rise....
     
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    Not really, it's got a
    hazelnut in every bite.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    So ****ing blunt, but true... the dominated vs the dominator...

    That's why I refer to pouchy as a slag <laugh>
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I love to w@nk myself into oblivion, however I'm already blind so let's get that old chestnut out of the way. I've also got a prosthetic cock, severe arthritis in my left wrist and am ambidextrous.
    Who's the slag and who's the stud in my in little cosy relationship?
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

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    He does look to be a top class midfielder in the making.

    A few more performances like that and he'll be sold off to the first club who make an offer.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    No he won't!
     
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  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Unfortunately, too many mongs will put pressure on him, thinking he's the next big thing after half a dozen games. Hopefully he'll have time to settle and learn, before, he invariably has a dip in form.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hate to say it but I agree. People just get way too carried away. I thought Saturday was a good test for him though and he acquitted himself well. Winks is a very good player, and he held his own. He just needs time and patience. Like you say he will have dips in form. We will want him to work through that dip at times, and other times he will need taken out of the team. Both approaches will allow him to develop. He is no world beater but I think he is a very solid player and could be a useful mainstay in the squad.
     
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    Fascinated to know whether this is accurate or not. Does anyone have any male gay friends that they could ask about this ?
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

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    I don't think the one taking all the cock would be viewed as a slag or at least its not the right term. I think spunk bucket would be more apt.
     
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  15. Hugh Briss

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    Oh Yes he will! :bandit:
     
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