Longstaff

Did quite well. He has some talent. The thing he must address is game management. He needs to realise when the game is passing him by. He seems quite happy to go missing for 30mins. He is young though and that can be coached. Good strong frame he has too so you would imagine with some good coaching the lad can be really useful.

 

I was excited until the last comment about good coaching.

 

Bigi wasn't an academy grad though, we got him from Coventry.

You're missing the glaringly obvious one:

PHIL AIREY

We're facing one of the most embarassing results in our history (we're 0-2 down at Stevenage), so what masterplan does Pardew have to rescue the game? That's right take off Lovenkrands and give a debut to Phil Airey for the last 15 minutes.

He never played for us again and was last seen playing for Whitley Bay in 2013.

We really are a hotbed of talent.

 

Rafa is a good coach, he will see him alright. Probably end quite defensive, perhaps resembling this...

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Looks good to me, defend and play the castanets at the same time, ole.

 

I already want Longstaff to have my girlfriend's baby!!!!!!!








Specifically this one I stuck in her 8 months ago

 

They don't call him Longstaff for nothing

 

Just to clarify may comment above Longstaff is the family name.































And he's got a massive penis he used to wreck RobEllious girlfriend.

 

He is. By a mile.

 

Jordan, is that you?

 

Nice we could have 2 brothers playing for us.

It could also be as good as the unforgettable days when both Ameobis played up front for us.

 

I suppose we could make up a penis size chant for Longstaff without worrying about accusations of racism. The only thing we would need to worry about would be looking like pathetic losers who think up penis-chants