Londons burning

This time Tottenham. Over 20 fire engines on the scene.

 

Good.

 

A fire in London eh?

Wow, that's worth reporting. Of course, in the rest of the UK, the locals fear fire and run away at the first sight of it.

 

Fire in a warehouse. Complete accident or an insurance job. Nobody reported as injured so far. #justiceforwarehouse

 

I used to buy cuttlefish from a pet shop in Tottenham.

Good, eh?

 

You had pet cuttlefish?

Or did you buy cuttlefish bone to provide calcium for your pets? Or for yourself?

 

Nosey basturt.

 

Only if you were jaunty.

 

Liz questions Dev over stinking broom handle, liz rage after fave dildo covered in dev turd, dev used door knob to loosen dunger, dev turned chair leg into makeshift dildo, dev eyes hs2 as new bum chug apparatus, dev call to twizz outlining maddie plans

 

All three, you nosey basturt.

 

Lordship lane?

 

Bruce Grove, my friend.

I know of Posh Pets on Lordship Lane, but that's more the Wood Green end.

 

It's the Big Yellow self storage place, next to the New River sports stadium. Probably full of Turkish heroin. Might go down and have a sniff around.

 

I lived near the Wood Green end of Lordship Lane, it was an utter khazi. Have they tried to gentrify Wood Green yet? Can't see hipsters making much of the shopping centre, the nail bars and chicken shops.

 

Had to fit this post in somewhere and since this seems to be the hot thread:

In the long line of 'Brit' rivalries (The Beatles v. The Rolling Stones - Oasis v. Blur) which is your favourite;

Aldi or Lidl?

 

I once met former Eastenders hunk Michael Greco at The Jolly Anglers in Wood Green. He'd left the show by then and was working as a cab driver out of Turnpike Lane.

 

Did he still have the pencil thin beard?