London

Utter horse manure.

The Stabbing capital of the world.

Plus it's a festering puss filled boil on the arse of the flat earth.

 

Use stats from last year then. Or 2 years ago.

If you're not in a gang you're safe. I never worry about using my phone late at night, have fallen asleep on the bus/tube drunk countless times, been to squat parties in all corners of the city, etc...

Basically, you're ****ing clueless

(That was pretty obvious before your last post but it's nice of you to reinforce it)

 

No **** is going to come near you because of the stench.

Derp.

 

If it's in Scotland and there are Scotch folk there, it's a ****hole
If it's in Scotland and it's a lake or a hill, it's quite nice

 

The little gang bangers only stab each other.


I was pretty frightened when my son was a teenager, but no one ever pulled a knife on him in a fight, thank God.

 

We have Lochs here ****wit.

And try and pronounce that without saying "lock" like you ****wit Englanders.

 

It's not difficult, buddy, it's just fun to know everything we do gets under your skin.

 

You mean say “lo...”, then hawk up a grolly from the back of your throat?

 

And your hills are called Ben.

Benny Hill, harmless family entertainment, won't ever see his like again.

 

I'm a non national but I like to point out ****wits ignorances.

It's why England is detested throughout the world.

Glad to be of help buddy.

 

Stop, you're making me hard!

 

Just say it in a scouse accent, it sound about right

 

All cities are **** holes, thats why so many mongs live in them.