On current form I'd go with: Szezchny Sagna, Vermaelen, Terry, Assou Ekotto Rosicky, Parker, Modric Walcott, RVP, Mata On recent form: Cech Sagna, Terry, Vermaelen, Cole Mata, Arteta, Modric, Bale RVP, Drogba
Sir Chesney - Arsenal Sagna - Arsenal Terry - Chelsea Vermaelen - Arsenal Cole - Chelsea Song - Arsenal Lampard - Chelsea Wilshere - Arsenal Walcott - Arsenal RVP - Arsenal Mata - Chelsea Joey Barton as the ball boy And that physio from Chelsea could come too....
Szczesny Sagna Koscielny Terry Cashley (I know he's been poor of late) Wilshere Modric Mata VDV Bale RVP
Why is everyone including Vermaelen in their team? Koscielny is comfortably better than him and Mertesacker is also better than him imo.
Walcott has 7 goals and 9 assists in his 39 games over all competitions. Bale has 10 goals and 8 assists in 31 games. Goals and assists don't mean automatically mean you're a better player though. Chris Brunt has 1 goal and 6 assists in 23 games, Pedro has 1 goal and 3 assists in 20. Brunt is a decent player but he's not better than Pedro!
http://www.whoscored.com/Players/13796/ Just realised they don't have assist stats for the FA Cup so he might have more but that site's generally quite good, they use OPTA for their Premier League stats although I wouldn't read too much into their strengths/weaknesses bit or the ratings. It's interesting stuff but stats only tell you so much.
Parker is solid in a kind of Kevin Davies sort of way. But that's about all, nothing more, nothing less
Premiership 11 Bale---------RVP-------Aguero ------Silva--------Mata------- ------------Toure------------- Cole---Kompany--Verm--Sagna -------------Hart-------------
I dunno, a few people said Barton could be kit man. Personally he would be my "Director of Social Media Communications" though