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Transfer Rumours London cab pulls up to Palace

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 7, 2015.

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  1. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    this is utterly ridiculous <laugh>
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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  4. Warmir Pouchov

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    I think most sane people have been asking this question for the last 8 years <laugh> Just swap "some" for "any"

    As for the 2nd bit about Seedorf, have you been a schmoking de pancakes? He might get to Cabayes level though at some point.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It will never end, its great. Its like that girl your mate swears he doesn't fancy and never would, but then he continues to mention her with alarming regularity, before sleeping with her. I think my favourite thing is that the same people who moan about negativity, appear to be the ones who are continually referencing Pardew whenever they discuss the new coaching set up. The irony is not lost on some of us.

    Time will tell if the new coaching set up is better than the last, it will allow a comparison possibly. I for one hope we never find that out. As that will mean that this coaching set up has actually been supported in the transfer market and actually been given a chance.

    I say we turn this forum into a happy clapping forum. We make a set of rules that you must follow or you have to spend a week with Nev being incredibly nice to you non stop:

    1. We don't ever talk about the legend that is Alan Pardew
    2. We don't ever talk about the great and sexy Yohan Cabaye
    3. We don't ever talk about how the board is going to screw this coaching team over the same as the rest
    4. We don't ever talk about Obis bum toy problem
    5. We never moan when another club signs a player

    Lets stick to positive thoughts (Mr T and TT - I know you are thinking I'm trying to exclude you from the forum here, I'm really not) about how great this new set will be, how Mike is going to support them off the chart financially, how everyone we sign is great, how all good news stories and links with new players are true, bad news stories and links with players leaving are lies, how Penfold is actually a negotiation genius. Generally how everything is rosy in the garden and there are unicorns, mermaids, anything magical and make believe.
     
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  6. Heed

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    A forum of happy clappers would be so cool, as long as BRS can be a MOD. <ok>

    Getting back to Pards, I realise that he's a God Like Creature and appreciate how lucky we were to have him as Manager, and some so called Fans treat him with total disrespect, that caused the rest of us to suffer his worship Carver for 6 months of Hell, but as a disciple, I despair when I continually read about Pards and come to terms with him being gone.
     
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  7. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    It will be a true Sicilian Vespers + Night of the Long Knives when that glorious day comes. You and Hacky will be the first to be purged and flung screaming into the pit.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Accept it bro. The Colgate smile will never grace our dugout again....



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  9. Heed

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    Hacky deserves it, but me as well?
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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  11. Warmir Pouchov

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    How can anyone not love this man? He ****ing rocks. Not an umbrella in sight. You know why? You can't rain on Sir Alans parade.
     
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    Well Cabaye's transfer to Crystal Palace is now official
     
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    One of the most vile, disgusting and contemptible things I have ever had the misfortune to watch. May he rot in the bowel's of hell for all eternity.
     
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  14. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
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  15. G4rdToonArmy

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    I was going to leave it until Wijnaldum signed, but seeing as he's nearly "over the line"...

    Not to fussed about Cabaye, threw a strop when Arsenal under bid for him and refused to play. Great free kicks and work rate for the team but never got the impression his whole heart was in it for us, don't get me wrong i think he put a shift in but just was never really fussed about the club. If it was a choice between 30 year old Cabs for £13mil and 24 year old Wijnaldum for £15 I know who I'd prefer!

    Hopefully this doesn't come back to bite me in the arse...
     
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  16. monty987

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    What about the 'Austin' taxi hehe.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You been seeing Bob Hope there Monty?

    I bet you are happy with the new signings!
     
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    Great signing by Palace. Unless you are an idiot you can see that. I don't know why people talk about value for money <laugh> Who gives a ****, we've been getting value for money for some time now, its not really working out. Fans should forget about money, its about quality. Crystal Palace have signed a top class player, full stop.

    Saying that I'm happy with our business too if the dutch lad signs.
     
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