Locking Celtic out of the next Old Firm game

I shat it when you said you were going to Italy for a few days

 

Hullo doll <grope>

 

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Why for?

 

Av got diarrhoea.

Nah, I'm actually in the process of booking a week away...with Italy being the front runner at the moment

 

. Kismet, eh?

 

He sounds Muslimish

 

You should go to Paris, EuroDisney is good

 

How uncouth.

Ram it.

 

**** you then, ya ****ing dafty

 

I can see it now. Gambol stolling up to a street cafe to order a thirst quenching beer only to hear the dulcet tones of Tina:

"Haw, ****, where's ma ****in vino? Get it pronto ya greaseball fanny ye!" <hock-too>

Gambol sneaks quietly away.

 

You'll barely hear a sweary word out my gob, unless it turns you on in the bedroom.

Me and Tina are polar opposites. Kind of.

 

I see. Interesting. How are you in the cooking ma dinner department?

 

Is "Tina" the one without a cock?

 

Cooking your dinner? Dae it yer ****in' sel'

 

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Tina's got bigger balls than anyone on here.

FaCt.

 

Which Tina is that?

 

I think I've found a new signature

 

All of them.

It'll cost ya.