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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, May 25, 2020.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Class that mate, 67 wow, I'm playing well but that is a great round.
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    You'll never solve a rubix cube by yourself, it's the most evil toy evil for a kid. The chances of solving it by chance are 1 in 43 quintillion, so you're about a trillion times more likely to win the loterry. Just Google how to solve a rubix cube, it's 6 different movements that you need to master. 4x4 is much harder though.

    Was at the gym regularly before lockdown and regularly did outdoor 5 and 10ks, so missing kicking the **** outta the treadmill, time to get to Amazon and find one that works and isn't ****.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Playing golf with a friend this afternoon as well. I love lockdown. And bank holidays.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Back at school in early 80s there was always someone who could do a cube in 11.58 seconds or something. I couldn't do it. I hated that damn cube, that six-sided interchangeable block of ****ty frustration. Shame i couldn't juggle four at that age, I might have been on Opportinity Knocks.
     
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    We were better than most, always in with a chance to win some readies.

    It used to piss some people off when I would change to playing left handed.
    I don't do that any more, after I was playing a mate in the Royal Oak up Wreka and he took offence.
     
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    Very Ronnie O'Sullivan-esque <laugh>
     
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    The smug playground cube ****s are all overshadowed by the little Chinese kid who can solve 3 rubix cubes in under 5 minutes whilst juggling them.. .

     
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    <laugh> It had to be a Chinese kid...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I also represented my town as a kid at cricket (opening batsman) and rugby union (scrum half). Sport is easy, right? <laugh>
     
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    Between 1976 and 1981 I played guitar for Hot Chocolate, if I was really lucky I'd sometimes get a biscuit.
     
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    Good one Jim - Every 1's a Winner …..
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    you win again with that one
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    <doh>
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    why no <doh> for the Judge, he started with a kiss
     
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    What Jim hasn’t mentioned though is he started with (a) Kiss.
     
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    I said the Judge had started with a kiss :emoticon-0109-kiss: keep up
     
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    Yeah but no doubt about it mine was better.

    :p
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    You, you..... You sexy thing :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    Well brother Louie, with that comment I would guess heaven is in the back seat of my Cadillac

    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Back to today's golf (I love lockdown me), missed an eight footer to go one under after nine. 3 birdies in my round of 72. Back for another round tomorrow.
     
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