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Off Topic lockdown humour

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by realred1952, Jan 15, 2021.

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    realred1952 Well-Known Member

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    So I was at Lidl earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about £200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping trolley.
    With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real sarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was an ALD.
    By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a ALD? I told her it stood for Ass Licking Dog. She said Ass Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my bum clean, because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.
     
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    husband ...I want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my grandmother
    Wife … why does it say "do not resuscitate?"

    you have no idea whats in that vaccine ……
    says michelle who buys 40 burghers from Farm foods for £2.50p
     
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