Loan Watch 2022-3

Harry Winks wasn't in the squad for Sampdoria's 3-0 loss to Monza

 

They lost 3-0, they're bottom of the league and they've now sacked their manager.

 

Bryan Gil breathing a sigh of relief he didn't get loaned there

 

Destiny Udogie played 90 minutes in Udinese's 2-1 win over Verona

 

Sergio Reguilon wasn't in the squad for Atletico Madrid's 2-0 loss to Brugge
Tanguy Ndombele was subbed on at half time for Napoli's 6-1 win over Ajax, getting the assist for the sixth goal
Dane Scarlett wasn't in the squad for Portsmouth's 5-0 win over Villa U21s

 

Troy Parrott was an 85th minute sub in Preston's 1(1)-0 win(1) against West Brom

 

They're now in 11th place having both scored and conceded 4 goals in 12 matches.
Bristol City have scored 20, joint highest in the division, and they're a point and three places behind.
Reading are third and they've conceded 16.

Still amateurish figures compared to Segunda Division side Burgos.
They've played 8, won 2, drawn 6 and lost 0. They sit in 9th place in the league.
They've scored 2 and conceded 0.
Imagine a match between them and Preston. Just before you go to sleep, preferably.

 

Giovani Lo Celso was a halftime sub in Villarreal's 5-0 win over Austrian Wiener
Joe Rodon played 90 minutes in Rennes' 2-1 win over Dynamo Kyiv

 

Sergio Reguilon wasn't in the squad for Atletico Madrid's 2-1 win over Girona
Harry Winks wasn't in the squad for Sampdoria's 1-1 draw with Bologna
Alfie Whiteman was an unused sub in Degerfors' 0-0 draw with Sirius
Troy Parrott was a 45th minute sub in Preston's 3(1)-2 win(!) over Norwich, scoring the third goal...and getting subbed off in the 82nd minute after injuring himself celebrating
Dane Scarlett played 90 minutes in Portsmouth's 1-1 draw with Fleetwood

 

Eff Eff Ess

 

Giovani Lo Celso played 81 minutes of Villarreal's 1-0 loss to Sociedad...as a CF, and also picked up a booking
Destiny Udogie played 90 minutes in Udinese's 2-2 draw with Atalanta
Tanguy Ndombele was a 57th minute sub in Napoli's 4-1 win over Cremonese
Joe Rodon played 88 minutes of Rennes 3-0 win over Nantes, before picking up a straight red

 

Awful goalkeeping, but a good, early strike caught him off guard.

 

Sergio Reguilon wasn't in the squad for Atletico Madrid's 0-0 draw with Bruges, which I'm sure you are all surprised to hear...
Tanguy Ndombele was a 49th minute sub in Napoli's 4-2 win over Ajax, winning the penalty that saw them go 3-1 up
Troy Parrott missed Preston's 2-1 loss to Bristol City due to injury (which is a sentence you'll be hearing lot in the next month or two)

 

And earned a controversial penalty.
Bergwijn scored one at the other end and was then immediately subbed off by an idiot.
Daley Blind decided to protest by being a massive twat. Presumably.
Saw the end of this at the ground before our game kicked off.

 

Giovani Lo Celso played 81 minutes in Villarreal's 1-0 win over Austrian Wiener
Joe Rodon was an unused sub in Rennes' 1-0 win over Dynamo Kyiv

 

Destiny Udogie has made the final shortlist for the Golden Boy award

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They're surely going to give it to Ansu Fati, but still...

 

Alfie Whiteman was an unused sub in Degerfors' 1-1 draw with Elfsborg

 

Sergio Reguilon wasn't in the squad (who could have guessed...?) for Atletico Madrid's 1-0 win over Athletic Bilbao
Troy Parrott missed Preston's 2-0 loss to Stoke through injury (seriously, get used to this comment)

So, 0-3 on getting on the pitch this weekend then...

 

He's injured, right?