Prediction League Liverpool's next manager. Are they having a giraffe?

... try and think of it as more of an alliterative contruct than a literal interpretation ..

... plus I am more than capable of descending to the level of Sun jouurnalism although hoping to avoid joining them and, apparently, Voltaire, where they more than likely dwell once shedding this mortal coil ... my observations above, of course, would only be apposite if things go wrong ...

I'm actually expecting him to do rather well ... at least he will add some colour amongst the 'grey men' ... can almost see it now ...

"Not so Sour Kraut shreds Pochettinio's spuds" ... and similar

 

Skins, not shreds, surely?...

I'm trying with the alliteration, but it's not coming at the moment!...

 

'Skins' or 'peels' are certainly more accurate in terms of process (perhaps even 'mashes') ... but the saurkraut analogy then suffers a bit ...

 

Objectively, it should be skins, or mashes. As to the Kraut analogy, I'm sure there'll be plenty of future opportunities to pump in some tasty sour cabbage wums.

Like when he loses to the mighty Spurs!!....

 

... possibly because I really meant assonantic ... my bad!!

 

Just in case it all goes t*ts-u,p TV Producers are already planning a Mersdeyside version of Teletubbies - the main characters have already been scripted ...

Flopsy-Klopsy - who, in a bizarre twist, is to be given a strangely teutonic accent ...

Dipshit - a clueless signing from Hampshire who will feature largely towards the back of the set and will unexpectedly fall over intermittently to much general amusement ...

Laa-Laa-Naa - a hugely overpriced recruit, again from Hampshire - will suffer from acclimatisation issues; somewhat light-weight in overall plot terms ... but always excellently groomed ..

Por - and ageing midfield acquisition from the Greater Manchester area who has secured an incredibly lucrative contract despite adding vey little ... perhaps better suited in a support role to Shrek at the national theatre due to an inability to pass anything to anyone else apart from the opposition popcorn vendor located between the posts at the other end of the theatre ...

There may also be plans for a new regional Soap, imaginativley titled 'Kopside'

 

You forgot;

Loonytunes; a deranged Italian import, currently in his home country under attempted rehabilitation.

 

Laugh it up funny fellas.

 

It is really amusing how he has gone from being a world class manager who would never consider Liverpool to a disaster who will make Liverpool crash and burn in the eyes of UIR over the course of a few days.

 

Yes, but in this case you're allowing facts to get in the way of a good Wum...

 

... thought I'd read somewhere that UIR was full of ****... wouldn't rule out Unfortunate Intestinal Reflux syndrome... in which case we should all be sympathetic ...

 

Good luck with soliciting sympathy for him. It does seem to be in rather short supply, especially on this thread.

 

#thatwentwell

 

What did? All I said was that fat Mickey Quinn was a deluded Kopite gobshIte.

Sound familiar?

 

n it's hip to be square.

 

Nah he luvz liverpool dont cha know, that's why he took the job lol. Apparently got YNWA tattooed on his ar5e. Goes well with his piles.

 

Pep turned down United for Bayern
Ancelotti turned down United for Real
Jose turned down United for Chelsea
Now Klopp turned down United for Dips

UIR: the gift that keeps on giving

 

For which the Mancs will put far too much blame on Moyes when the real reason is...

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Not one of those is true. Try much harder next time.

Though what we do know, as fact, is that Pep stated he would never manage a scum club like Chelsea, Rafa benitez has been your manager and your current manager is utter rubbish leading you towards a relegation.