Match Day Thread LIVERPOOL V TOTTENHAM

I have a system going
Got an electric pump
It’s ****ing the best thing ever
Slight exaggeration maybe but it’s very good lol

 

Had a picture of my balls for you saint
But the file Is too big lmao

 

Could have got some decent balls...

 

Thanks, mate.
I know I've made it big on the internet when people start sending me pictures of their pumped-up balls.

 

I see good ol' Garth has piled in on the Klopp-bashing.
Who'd have thunk it?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65461062

 

Lots of talk about klopp Should get big touchline ban etc. someone even brought the mitrovic incident into it which isn’t even remotely similar

now, klopp was stupid. If he gets touchline ban of a game or two, can’t have any complaints (his ban will actually be for comments on the ref, not the celebration which is what the media are focusing on though).

Now that’s all fine, but you also will need to ban Mason for his rant at the ref. You’ll need to ban moyes for saying the refs disrespected him. You’ll need to ban arteta for constantly coming out of his technical area and onto the actual pitch during matches.

Cones down to consistency again. Ban managers who break the rules. Either all of them, or none. You can’t cherry pick

 

I take what the club offer and I am grateful

Too many entitled people thinking quality of ball effects performance

in my day….

 

do they end up like rocks or can you hit the perfect pressure

 

I have an electric pump
It’s awesome

 

Could just get a robot to do it then.
That and a drum machine and you'll be out of work.

 

I am not a drummer
I am a shouter

 

Sorry, my mistake. I don't know where I got that idea from.
Get a shouty machine then - there's bound to be one of them, seeing as they can write songs and paint pictures and mow the lawn and everything.