Match Day Thread Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur

I'm not your mate

 

I'm not afraid to admit it's envy. I envy Putin, Boris, Trump, and all the other Kleptomaniacs their ill-gotten, corrupt wealth - doesn't mean they're not corrupt, cheating bastards anyway.

 

No one is...

 

I am. Need all we've got against those spastics on the Prem Board.

 

Putin, Boris and Trump seem angry bitter men. They may have a lot of material possessions and power, but I guarantee I have a happier, more content life.

I don't envy those marshholes one bit.

 

I'd like their wealth. Wouldn't get a wig like Donnie's though. The state of that.

 

Their wealth would be nice. I'd probably retire and buy a few more fruit trees for my orchard if I had their money.

 

Orchard outside the pub down the road by the river, Love late spring evenings outside there having a pie and a pint, the dog asleep at my feet. Got an apple tree in the garden too - far too many wasps though in September and October. ****ers.

 

If you were a corrupt oligarch you could buy that pub and assign a team.of snipers to shoot the wasps.

 

I remember years back when I first moved here, somebody had a hornet's nest across the back gardens. People were terrified - I said leave them - they'll eat the wasps. Unfortunately, they eat the bees too, and bees are cool.

 

Not many that are banned from here mate

 

And this is why pep spat his dummy out. He can win the keague, but if we win the champions league City will be considered lesser.

He knows all the titles come with the amount he spent next to them. To get people to forget about it they'd have to dominate in Europe as well, unfortunately klopp I'd on the verge of his second with minimal spend.

It must grind him up inside to see what klopp is doing.

 

That's spineless mods for yer.

 

the best type.

 

Pep has every advantage it's possible to have as a manager. He knows that everyone expects him to win and that doing so isn't seen as a great achievement given those advantages - everyone thinks their granny could win the league with the resources he has so he has to invent some false jeopardy to make himself look a winner.
The latest "everyone in the country supports Liverpool" is just cringe-worthy.
If he feels he doesn't get the respect he deserves he should go and take up an actual challenge.

 

He is up himself.

The constant black polo neck, Steve jobs wannabe that fancies himself as an intellectual.

He's better off going off and admitting he's a tinkerman like ranieir and has flopped at bayern with zero opposition and has basically had to spend massively to buy success in England and still flops in Europe.

 

and all that are are Chelsea >
oh and Ern

 

Might be one or two Man Utd posters too

 

let me guess Christian and Custard

 

Bees are cool, but fun-fact they're flower-racists. If the first flower a honey bee visits is white, chances are good it will never visit a flower of a different colour. If first flower is pink, they tend to stick to pink flowers.