Liverpool v Newcastle United- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Right, so just to clarify the situation - Pardew, in TWO pre-match conferences, talks about how he has been too negative and needs to learn. Give me another chance, and all that. Today we pick 5 at the back and one striker, with no supporting attacker meaning it's 5-4-1. Park the bus and hope for the fcking best, with long balls to Shola all game.

Thank fck it's the last game I'll be watching with Parspew in charge.

 

Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas · 8m

Pardew on Friday: "I think I’ve made some calls this year where I could have been a bit more positive tactically." Today: back 5. #nufc

 

5 at the back. Damage limitation mode engaged for his own sake. And he's put an additional rookie defender on the bench just in case.

And the **** still persists with Taylor.

 

We have a duty to play it on the ground, offensive football. Just not today. But I'll be better next time, cross my heart, scouts honour.

 

Obviously doesn't want to play in case it hinders his world cup selection. In a way wouldn't want him permenantely seems to want to pick and choose his games.
Frightening stat for today. Sterling, Sturridge and Suarez have scored 60 goals between them this season whilst our ENTIRE team between them have 16.
Hammering on the cards although we do have a World Cup centre forward up front to frighten them.

 

I don't get it. At all. There are quotes saying Liverpool are vulnerable at the back. Not to fcking Shola on his own they're not. 90 minutes of defence v attack. I've actually had a couple of quid on 7-0. I'm delighted to see Taylor starting in a stupid formation that we don't understand. This is the future under Pardew.

 

Why no Remy? And who the hell is Satka? The foreigner off "taxi"?

 

Oh dear...oh dear. Early goal and I can see us folding faster than a B & Q deck chair.

Remy pulled out this morning with an 'injury' = He doesn't want a part of today.

Pardew - We lose 10-0 you're gonna be in a world of ****

 

Satka is a quality CB but under Pards will become ****e. So 5 defenders on the pitch, 4 on the bench - oh dear! Why no Armstrong?

 

Fear not lads, we have 3 left backs in the matchday squad. Let's see if he can get all 3 on. I fully suspect Debuchy to not make the full 90, so Santon will show himself. Then it's Gouff off, Dummett on and HEY PRESTO, 3 LB's!!

 

Armstrong is in Malta with the England under 17's. The Euro's

 

San Marino springs to mind - We're gonna end up with a 9-1 formation

 

Cheers forgot about him being there!

 

From Brendan Rodgers:

Could there be any quote this season further away from the dirge our cockney tw@t serves up?

 

Keegan would have said something like that. Pardew will be like 'we don't want our fans having unrealistic expectations'.

 

No banners allowed inside for away fans, all banned.

 

More disappointing than the inevitable whipping.

 

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I hope they smash us and I want to see that **** squirm on the sidelines. I hate the bastard and the sooner he is gone the better.

 

Pardew claims Remy hasn't trained all week. I almost believe him, except he claimed he picked up a knock against Cardiff. Remy didn't run against Cardiff. Gerrard, at 47 years of age, will still put in a shift despite it being his last possible World Cup appearance. So what the fck is Pardew's excuse.

Also said he was hoping to hit them on the break, "like Palace did". Emulating Crystal Palace. My stars.