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Match Day Thread LIVERPOOL V EVERTON

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Feb 5, 2023.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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  2. saintanton

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    Just poke mito with a stick.
    Half a dozen of his missives will get us over the line in no time.
     
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    Ok... Braving myself here.
     
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    Just to help things along. Cob is a type of pony. Baps are bread.
     
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  5. organic red

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    Have we bought anyone yet?

    ****.......wrong thread :bandit:
     
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    Apparently our team is looking at signing someone called Jim Milner. They clearly stress he's definitely not James Milner even though he has the same name, looks identical, and will be wearing the #7 shirt. He's definitely a new youthful signing.
     
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    Sounds like he wears a cloth cap
     
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    Stand or sit down to wipe...?
     
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    Wipe front to back or back to front...?
     
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    Which way does the toilet roll go on the holder?
     
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    If a tree falls in the forest whilst no one is around....

























    ... Is Boris Johnson still a ****?
     
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    What is 'vore'...?
     
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  13. organic red

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    Another 2 pages there :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    You ****ing need to too, ****!

    :bandit:
     
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    I was thinking of merging all MITO's voting threads
     
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    <laugh>...
     
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    Is there enough room on the site? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Found this......................Trebs threw down the gauntlet
     
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    Always.
     
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    First swipe has to be while sitting to not squash poop all over the crack. After that you may need to stand to have more leverage and to put in extra elbow grease.
     
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