I never texted nobody!! and the only pete I know lives in Westward Ho! (the only town in the Uk with an exclamation mark in its name!).
The site is really slow now. Anyway, an update: 1550: DEADLINE DAY HEADLINES SO FAR... Scott Parker has moved from West Ham to Spurs for £5m. Liverpool's Joe Cole completed a loan move to Lille, despite late links with Aston Villa. And Christian Poulson has also left Anfield for France, joining Evian. Germany defender Per Mertesacker is close to joining Arsenal, but Brazilian left-back Andre Santos has joined the Gunners for £6.2m. Owen Hargreaves is expected to complete his move to Man City this evening. Defender Scott Dann is having a medical at Blackburn but a fee has yet to be agreed. Everton striker Yakubu looks set for Blackburn too. QPR have agreed a fee for Sunderland defender Anton Ferdinand, and Neil Warnock has also been linked with moves for Craig Bellamy and Shaun Wright-Phillips. Stoke have agreed a fee with Birmingham for Cameron Jerome. And, finally for now, It looks like Carlos Tevez and Luka Modric will be staying at Man City and Tottenham respectively. On top of all that, Asamoah Gyan is understood to have handed in a transfer request, how many of you wouldn't mind him at Liverpool? I feel he would have to sort out problems with Suarez first otherwise he'll have Suarez and Coates to deal with!
Cus it's deadline day and people flock to hear about the rumours. Think Mick has the site linked with news now and people clicking through yesterday caused yesterday's issues
Yes mate! Site has been a bit slow so I left it for 30 minutes to see if it improved. EDIT: The rumours saying that Asamoah Gyan has handed in an transfer request are bull**** according to Sky sources.
Good to hear your still alive! Anyway, anyone who is viewing this now can you PLEASE help us get the site working back to normal? Just log out, wait ten seconds, count them if neccessary and then log back in. In that time also refrain from refreshing the page constantly. I urge ALL users to try this to get the site running smoothly for everyone!
1535: DONE DEAL Fernando Torres has successfully completed a transfer of his career from a golden platter to the toilet. Sorry, my sources say he completed this transfer 6 months ago.
Yep: 4:24 Eurobot: CRAIG BELLAMY - He's left the Wales training camp and is on his way out of Manchester City - and Liverpool are the favourites to sign him.