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Match Day Thread Liverpool PreSeason Match Thread 2022/23

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Jun 13, 2022.

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What will LFC do this season?

Poll closed Jul 20, 2022.
  1. Quadruple baby!

    5 vote(s)
    31.3%
  2. "THE" treble (league, CL, FA cup)

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. "A" treble (domestic or otherwise)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. CL winners

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  5. League winners

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  6. Domestic Cup

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  7. 2nd

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  8. 3rd

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. 4th

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. absolute implosion

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not the best start to pre season but I suppose it's about fitness at this point and Utd fielded a strong team.

    Someone ban @Diego now.
     
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  2. Milk..

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    Season over! Klopp out!



    Obviously preseason friendlies mean nothing... Not arsed losing even against the devil.
     
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  3. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    That's good back in the dark ages, Roy would have signed a wax figure instead.
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Looks like it’s 3 30 minute teams for us to get everyone into the swing of things. Result and performance means nothing, especially when you use 30 players in a match and none of them are even close to an actual first team.
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Ok this 3rd team is very much first team with Hill added to the mix.
     
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  6. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Pre-season means diddly ****ing squat.

    Here it comes....


    Dani Pacheco and Voronin looked world beaters in pre-season!!!
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Vipleague.im
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Got @Peej on the PL match thread posting every goal whilst cumming all over his own face as each one goes in.
     
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    I'll give him this one. He needs to feel good about something football related.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh>

    Man has no ****ing shame whatsoever
     
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  12. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    So key takeaways for me.

    Philips and Williams should be nowhere near the first team.

    Morton is promising

    Elliott and Carvalho looked very sharp and could play leading roles this year.

    Nunez is going to get a ton of chances and is going to be a handful but he needs to finish (he will)
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Verm clever from Klopp. Let United wan easily so they think they’re a decent team while also showing fsg that they need to put some more money in to get another midfielder.

    genius work <whistle>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the only things i would say are

    a) it makes little sense to set up a premier 500 pound a ticket (apparently thats what the charge was) then turn up with some on 1 days training and give 3 teams 30mins and expect the people who paid to go home happy at 0-4.

    b) Utd must be desperate to set a tone.

    c) the match stats don't really say this was awful, just a standard first game for 30mins apice with very scratch teams.

    d) the away kit is utterly terrible in the "flesh" its actually worse than in pics.
     
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    Thrashed
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    what were the "three" teams then?
     
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    Liverpool, Man Utd and Liverpool reserves.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    book mark for when everton are 20th in the table.
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    anyway...
    team 1: lost 0-3
    alisson
    Mabaya Phillips Gomez Chambers
    Morton Henderson Carvalho
    elliott firmino Diaz


    Team 2: (team drew 0-0)
    Alisson/Adrian
    Frauendorf Williams Matip Tsimikas
    Miner Bajcetic Clarkson
    Ox Clark Jones

    Team 3: (lost 0-1)
    Adrian
    Trent Konate VVD Robertson
    Keita Fabinho thiago
    salah Nunez Hill

    Clearly herr klopp got it badly wrong with the orde rof the teams as he should have seen off utd's early steam with the first team (team 3) and then let what would happen happen.

    It sounds like peopel likes the look of carvalho and my prediction of Mabaya as one to watch wasn't too bad.

    Morton was talked up by klopp so good to hear he wasn't awful
     
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    I only watched about 40 minutes and I didn't see Nunez come on so can't comment on his performance but I agree with all your assessments here.

    Phillips did a job when we needed him in that Covid season but I don't think is really up to the standard long term. Williams has never shown anything. Good kid with a great attitude but so slow and I can't see him improving in that area, you just can't coach speed.
     
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