Liverpool and Everton both brought the curtain down on one of their best seasons in recent memory earlier this year yet they are enduring a completely different experience this time around. http://www.tibsnews.com/blogs/liverpool-fc-and-everton-both-need-to-improve/
Utd and City wouldn't be a very even match though... be unbalanced. Mergers should be of equals. MUFC and FCoM should merge!
Arsenal and Spurs should merge: Arse Spurs... or would it be Hot Arse? - of course Wenger wants to merger with Swiss team: Young Boys Young Boys Arse. Blackburn and Liverpool could merge to create Blackpool. Swansea and Scunthorpe merge to become Swanscunt.
The merger with Southampton didn't go very well. The B team are doing much better than the A team. Crazy fools.