He usually plays left of a front three, cuts in on his right foot, supposedly fairly quick and good on the ball, terrible reputation for shenanigans. His form got better as the season went on. Accused of making monkey noises at an opposing player last season. "Diego Costa says that he never takes his work home with him. Which is probably a good thing. If he did, the Atlético Madrid striker might walk through the door, goad the dog with a stick, surreptitiously elbow his wife out of the way on the stairs, shrug his shoulders innocently as she lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom and whisper insults to his children, look the other way and whistle when they burst into tears."
Goes down easily? Makes racist gestures? Good on the ball? Shenanigans? Is he Suarez's twin...? Might help Bale make up is mind if we sign him too
I like signing these players with funny names that no one knows much about, better than signing the British ones were we know what we're getting
Yeah so would I but Assaidi hasnt had much of a chance. But, he's had training to impress, funny one that I just wish Downing was called Stewarto Downin-ez
how much will you guys bet me we'll see luis suarez shaking his head in digust at this fella antics...
