well as vitamin D is given by sunlight and most kids arent playing out anymore, I can see Ricketts being on the rise again.
Does anyone remember the "toffee apple man" ????? He used to drive around selling them out the back of his car? Also, I remember a video man....rented films out the boot of his car (a clapped out sierra) for 50p. This will of been late 80s, early 90s.
now IF I said, you had to be a real woman, looking after the men - doing whatever that entails.... I would be called sexist and a dinosaur. but women can get away with it, cos you have immasculated us men so much.
Kids taping the top 40 on a Sunday night and trying to press the button when (insert any *****phile dj now in jail name here) the dj stopped talking. Only to give up when they then started talking again over the beginning of the song.
Kids with those big shoes with massive wooden platform soles for when one leg was shorter than the other. If one of them connected when playing footy Nowt would stop it.