Little Ollie Has Blown His Bolt

Levy will want around £70m.

Which is why I think the lad will stay.

 

I've really upset you, haven't I, Stan.

 

I’ll be honest, I detest football “fans” like you Hilary. Your tabloid fuelled interest is symbolic of what has gone wrong with the PL. I bet you haven’t been to a game in the last decade.

 

I don't even read the papers, Stan. I haven't bought a tabloid for at least 30 years.

I delve into the BBC gossip pages, and present those nuggets of info on these pages as facts, because I know that it rattles the absolute **** out of you.

I do this purely for my own amusement, mate.

 

Thing is Quents ... most people have already read them before you put them up .... plus many appear to be prepared the day before and by the time you quote them they have bee superseded ... leaving you to look a bit of a chump like today... perhaps get up early and listen to a breakfast program with footie news?...

I suggest this only because you are already renowned for having a lack of footie knowledge and I wish to save you from further humiliation .... if I can

 

No one gets rattled by the BBC gossip column Hilary. It's chewing gum for football "fans".

 

I think it’s inevitable that he’s going to leave mate, you should prepare for that. Levy will have to just accept what he gets.

 

Kipper getting dicked in every orifice before the day has even really begun

 

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Rag dolled by the BBC
Gone back to bed
Pain in my head
Woe is me, I'm Sandra Dee

 

Oh, we are preparing, Tel.

Big time.

You’d be better off concentrating on your own club, and how hard Pogba is going to screw Little Ollie.

 

Wtf!

 

What a fulfilling life you must lead

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Oh come on Sandy ... where is your sense of humour?

Summer wumming, had me a blast... left poor Quentin, flat on his ass ...

 

I’m not surprised you don’t have time to read the papers mate, when you’re spending your time penning made up stories about the Dorset Mafia.

 

Really?

So why are you so rattled?

 

Met a muslim, crazy for weed

Met a wizard, gay for Levy

 

I am prepared to bet a lot of money that I live a more varied and fulfilled life than most of the bozos on this board, Bods.

 

That’s just embarrassingly bad, mate.

Be honest.

 

I haven't threatened to call the police or PM'd brb yet Lawro.