Linley & Simpson Letting Agents

Anyone on here read "A Tale Etched in Blood and Hard Black Pencil" by Christopher Brookmyre? Pyoor Paisley.

 

what is that ?

reading is for ****ing ***gots unless your reading on the computer then its AWRYT

 

You'll be doing lots of reading in the force Wiz. Mainly traffic tickets though.

 

Good book.
Most of Brookmyres stuff is pretty good holiday reading.

 

a only read factual books or autobiographies and thats if a read at all. read about 10 books in ma life <tv>

 

****ing hell Nev, even I've read more books than that and I only read when there is absolutely **** all else to do and I've already ****ed myself dry.

 

"The Rules of Playground Football" in that book are so spot-on.

 

Frank - what was your actual problem with these Letting Agents in the first place, before the burd was cheeky to you?

 

most of those 10 books were in 2009 stuck on a watermelon farm with **** all else to do. reading donnie brasco just now, reading about a chapter a month

Thank **** this thread has a decent name! just got asked who linley & simpson were of ma da aka boss. cuda so easily of been 'paying for sex'

 

I quite like reading some biographies Nev. I read both of Henry Hill's books withi "Wiseguys" and "Gangsters and Goodfellas"

Recently re-read James Ellroy's autobiography "My Dark Places" he has had a ****ed-up life. His mum was raped and murdered when he was eight and ended up becoming a benzedrine addicted homeless guy. Then he became a semi-jakey golf caddy for a while. Ace story.

 

gony get pelters for this. read russel brands booky wook. was funny as ****, he's done some ****ed up **** in his time

 

Yip, pelters. That **** needs shot. Saying things like "Forsooth" and "My Lord" like some sort of junky landed-gentry is not funny.

 

Russel Brand's brilliant nev, i like him.

Im readin a book by Christopher Moore the now, anybody heard of him?

 

a hink he's a funny ****. each to their own eh.

ps a used to hate him

 

russell brand is NOT funny

 

Something about "Sequined Nuns"????? I'm sure I've seen that book with his name on it.

 

in your opinion, who's funny in ur world then wiz?

 

Aye i think thats one of his Venom. He writes some weird weird ****, but its pretty funny. Best ones probably Lamb, its written from the point of view of Jesus best pal from when they were kids

 

Thought I'd heard of him. Will buy some of his books right now. Been looking for a new author. Getting through Chuck Palahniuk's stuff just now. Some of it is ace, some of it is utter ****e.

Brookmyres new book "Pandemonium" is good too. It's about a group of Glasgow Catholic schoolkids who go on "Highland Retreat" because one of their classmates commited suicide but half-way through all these hell demons start attacking them and they have to fight back. Really funny and gruesome.

 

al murrey, jerry sadowich ect