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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Try flour, eggs, sugar and marzipan.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a Phd in Flim Flammery.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 9, 2014
  3. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    After a year or two farting about doing manual labour I went to tech at 18 to do my A-Levels, but then got the 16 year old girlfriend up the duff - and **** it was henceforth declared.
     
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    Mick, Jul 9, 2014
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I have a PhD in I Told You So.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 9, 2014
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That wid dae it <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Say what?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014

  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a BA in Presience so I knew you would say that.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 9, 2014
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I have a first in I'm Not Listening
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2014
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a big cock.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gained at some august institution of higher learning?

    If not **** off
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 9, 2014
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was the dux of my school.

    That is, whenever I waved my cock around people ducked.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  12. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    This to the second sentence, I would have used boled but it's not there any more!
     
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    UTRs, Jul 9, 2014
  13. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I can't do coding, in fact basic maths is a chore for me. I will say this, I have spent five years running and maintaining a retail website so know a little bit about website behaviour, NOT606 is broken at the moment and has been for a couple of weeks now.

    We want our website back, we want our website back.
     
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    UTRs, Jul 9, 2014
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    uh oh...
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  15. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Well it's bigger than mine then!
     
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    UTRs, Jul 9, 2014
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You have a 3" cock?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2014
  17. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    2.5", the other 2" got torn off after I stapled it to my neighbours garden fence!
     
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    UTRs, Jul 9, 2014
  18. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    I have turned off my swearing filter and can do stuff again now.

    I will do you all a massive favour and get my coat!

    Peace!
     
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    UTRs, Jul 9, 2014
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You'd have thought they'd teach you how to spell it.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 9, 2014
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Ouch! Even I wouldn't go there.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 9, 2014
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