please log in to view this image Great. Can't wait to use 135 and leave people wondering "What the **** is he on about?"
Embarrassing or what? I've lived in France for 6½ years and as anyone can imagine have often used the everyday phrase “merci beaucoup” (thank you very much). As some of you may know I have had nurses coming every morning for the last 8 weeks to give me injections and, on more than the odd occasion, I have found myself saying “merci beaucoup” which normally gets a smile. I was informed the other day by Amanda’s boy friend that I need to take care when using that phrase. Apparently “beaucoup” can sound like “beau cul” if not careful with the way the “beau” part of “beaucoup” is pronounced. And what does “beau cul” mean? - Well, it means “Nice arse”. So on many occasions I’ve been saying to nurses and other females “Thank you, nice arse”. What is more worrying is if I’ve said it to a male.
Just got this text message, not sure if it's a prank:"Congratulations! You have won a£250 of shopping vouchers or a night at an Elvis Presley tribute act. To claim your prize, press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."
Tommy Cooper: ''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays."
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''
Saw an advert in Argos last week "36 inch TV £25 no volume control". I bought one - couldn't turn it down could i?
OuI was in the pub last night and noticed two rather large girls talking with a distinct accent. I politely said "hi are you two girls from Scotland?" The reply came back "Wales - you fecking idiot" OK says I - "Are you two whales from Scotland?"
