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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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    Al Murray. <laugh>

     
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    John Di Domenico, surely the best Donald Trump impersonator of them all. My favourite is the second one "Trump vs Kim"....<laugh>



     
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    I met a transvestite in Manchester.

    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    Breaking News: Irish swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July, due to social distancing there will be no water in lanes 1,3 and 5
     
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    A thief has removed all motorway signs in Yorkshire.

    Police are currently looking for Leeds.....
     
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    The wall is brilliant. <laugh>
     
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    Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf

    I haven't heard from him since.
     
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    Passing these on

    In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty.

    And as I looked at all this I thought.....I must put a roof on this toilet.
     
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    Manchester police stopped 100 Liverpool fans with flares outside Old Trafford this morning.

    Turned out they were the same flares they were wearing the last time they won the League.......
     
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    We went to see a spiritual healer last night ......

    What a load of rubbish, even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
     
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    I met a transvestite in Manchester.

    He had a Wigan address.
     
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    A thief has removed all motorway signs in Yorkshire.

    Police are currently looking for Leeds.....
     
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    Ahem, short bit of 'poetry' for the day.........<whistle> <yikes>
     

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    Kanye West has announced that he's running for the post of US President in the upcoming elections. His missus Kim Kardashian would become FLOTUS. Just when I thought nothing could be worse than Donald and Melania, up pops this tragedy. <laugh>
     
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    FLOTUS, is that the female version of Kleatus, a slack jawed yokel red-neck from the deep sarf…!!:emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Canterbury Cathedral cat snatches milk during morning prayer: <laugh>



    (Went viral, this one, as my daughter sent it to me dubbed in the German language!)
     
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