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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Dancingbraveforever

    Dancingbraveforever Well-Known Member

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    Take me home cnut-tree-road.

    Or is it too obvious and I'm being a dickhead?
     
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    rudebwoy Well-Known Member

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    yet he’s refused the 10k and given it to the nhs , some c u n t <doh>
     
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  3. SwanHills

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    When men in Germany are asked to colour the traditional boiled Easter Eggs, here's what many of them come up with! :(

    Annotation 2020-04-12 161328.pngEasterEggs.png

    Lazy Sods! <doh>
     
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  4. mallafets123

    mallafets123 Well-Known Member

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    Haha...and they say the German sense of humour is no laughing matter.
     
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  5. karlos5001

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    On Thursday at 8pm I will be applauding Everton’s Trophy Cabinet for its social distancing <applause>:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  6. Cyclonic

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    Now that's cruel. <laugh>

    I think.
     
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    karlos5001 Well-Known Member

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    They have been doing it since 1995. Long may it continue :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  8. Chaninbar

    Chaninbar The Crafty Cockney

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    Evertonians will have the last laugh when the 19/20 Premier season is declared null and void in a few weeks time. The red half of Scouseland will be apoplectic! Can't wait <laugh><laugh>.
     
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    karlos5001 Well-Known Member

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    Oh yes that would be absolutely fantastic for the sport mate. I also seem to remember Everton having their end of season party in January when Liverpool under 12’s beat them in the FA Cup.
     
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  10. Chaninbar

    Chaninbar The Crafty Cockney

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    I don't have any dog in the fight Karlos (other than some banter with the missus' reds supporting old man) but I'm genuinely interested to see how they sort this out. It's not an easy one and the organisations making the decisions aren't renowned for quick and decisive decision making.
     
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  11. Dancingbraveforever

    Dancingbraveforever Well-Known Member

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    Lets be honest here, if it were any other team than Liverpool leading the average neutral would be happy to carry on the season to a completion.

    Liverpool are just not a well liked club outside of their own supporters.
     
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  12. Chaninbar

    Chaninbar The Crafty Cockney

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    I think it would be the same if it was Man Utd or Chelski to be honest.
     
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  13. Dancingbraveforever

    Dancingbraveforever Well-Known Member

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    :bandit:
    Not from my point of view:bandit:
     
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    Q: What's the cheapest meat?

    A: Deer balls, they're under a buck. <yikes>
     
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    My wife's brother's missus said to her husband, "Do you know what I like about you?"

    Wife's brother. " No what?"

    Wife's brother's wife. "Nothing." <laugh>
     
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    There are some strange people out there, thank goodness. Bringing a smile to someone's face is always a good thing. <laugh>

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    Cyclonic, Apr 25, 2020
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    Wife: "Have I lost any weight during the lock down?"

    Husband: "You've never been too slim dear."

    Time of death: 9:42PM. Covid19.
     
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    Absolutely devastated. A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and why during this terrible time? He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
     
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