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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Joe_z

    Joe_z Well-Known Member

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    Pat books first holiday abroad and opts for Spain, says to travel agent worried that he cant speak Spanish she explains it will be fine just speak very slow. On arrival at hotel he bangs into a guy with his case,
    I am very sorry says Pat
    Auch yer fine pleased tae meet ye, my names Mick and im from Dublin Ireland.
    Well if your names Mick and your from Dublin Ireland
    and my names Pat and im from Dublin Ireland
    why are we standing here speaking to each other in Spanish.
     
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    Quality (or the lack of) not quantity for this depraved, hooker using, hard drinking, money squandering and generally couldn't give a f**k auld f***er!<cheers><cheers>

    <party><party>

    Am in an odd mood this morning listening to my new CD's.
     
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  4. Ste D

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  5. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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  6. Cyclonic

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    Enho day 1.



    Day 2.



    Day 3. 6:35 into clip.



    Day 4.



    Day 5. 6:20 into clip.



    Day 6.



    Day 7.



    Day 8.



    Day 9.

     
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  7. Ste D

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    Wrong thread Cyc<laugh>
     
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  8. karlos5001

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    Just applied for a job in Liverpool. Fanny waxer/Nipple sucker. £35 p/h.
    Job description.
    Apply moisture to fanny and use mouth on nips.
    Just got email back.
    Interview next Tuesday in Cornwall !
    I phoned the company and asked why is the interview in Cornwall.
    Cus that’s the end of the que.
     
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    It looks as though old age is getting the better of me .... <laugh>
     
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    Claustrophobic people would be more productive if they were to think outside the box
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Congratulations Karlos, you've got the job. Your first customer is waiting:

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    The nips were in Cornwall before you
     
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    Norm !!!!

     
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    Love when he starts singing :smile:
     
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