Don't know why but I strayed onto the Barnsley board last night. Lots of funnies on there. One that made me chuckle was "I took part in a blindfolded masturbation contest last night. **** knows where I came"
Takes me back to reading the saucy postcards outside the gift and souvenir shops while on holiday with my Mum and Dad!
This has been posted on the Norwich board. It did make me chuckle, I will admit. No offence meant. Just banter... How To Be A Leeds Fan. Stage one - Predict that Leeds will win all their remaining games, no matter how many are left. Stage two - Complain that Leeds are better than everyone else and only bad luck has denied them their rightful crown. (Extra points for calling all Norwichs late goals lucky) Stage three - Hypothesize that if Leeds had won games they hadn't or scored goals they didn't how far ahead they would be by now. (And how unfair it is that they didn't) Stage four - Mention how big a club Leeds are, and how they 'deserve' to be in the premier league because of some good football that was played by some Leeds players decades ago. Call everyone else a tinpot club. Suggest everyone is twice as good when playing Leeds due to, well you know, the prestige of playing Leeds. Stage five - Win a game of football. Proceed to do all the above in overdrive. Predict that the next game will be a masterful display of Leeds at their finest and a goal fest. Stage six - Lose game to poor opposition. Stage seven - BURN IT ALL DOWN. Slag off the players. Slag off the manager. Predict Armageddon. Pull out hair at how only Leeds could be so cruelly abused by the evil machinations of fate. Stage eight - Slowly transition back into stage one over course of 48 hrs. **#Ron and #OddDog. Feel free to remove if anyone gets the hump.
Quite a while ago I had a girlfriend who was a Leeds fan. She was fairly rare in Ull as most of them round here are Liverpool or Man United for their ‘other’ team that is likely to win something while the Tigers win nothing. Maybe it is an age thing but I only recognise Stage four in her. Being old enough to remember the Leeds of the 70s is definitely a factor, especially after their drop into the second tier of football early this century. I wonder why nobody ever refers to Nottingham Forest as a big club? Two European Cups surely makes them bigger than Leeds, Aston Villa, Chelsea and Manchester City...
I don't know if any of you have come across "Alternative Commentary" on youtube. Here's one of the Norwich v Sheff Wed game from Friday. He has done plenty of others as well. The Man Utd v Chelsea one isn't bad either
Want to hear what a real coaching box sounds like? Then wrap your ears around this. This was released today. It's supposed to be the voice of an ARL coach Rodney Eade having a right old spray in a 2009 game. Eade has denied that it's him, he says it's a stitch up. Eade is well known for his outbursts, so nobody's quite sure about whether it's real not. But it sounds great. The pic at the beginning is of the two gents concerned, Rodney Eade and Will Minson.
Made me laughhttp://cloud.tapatalk.com/s/5cc765cdc38fa/VID-20190429-WA0000.mp4 Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk