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Off Topic Lighten Up - have a laugh: Warning, may contain Adult Material

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    Some great bloopers here - love the one 10 seconds in, where a fly goes in his mouth "The **** is that?" <laugh>

     
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  2. bayernkenny

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    Christopher Stephen Grayling!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

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    please log in to view this image

    Let’s face it, BK only had $5 in the accounts as he spent the rest in München <laugh>
     
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  4. bayernkenny

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    My fame has obviously spread far and wide however there is one problem with this image.

    Although I own an iPhone 6 it remains boxed without a Sim Card or contract. A fate (?) which also befalls my iPad Air.

    When I depart these shores, predominantly to Bayern or Nordrhein-Westfalen, the last thing I want is to be bothered by is stuff'n'nonsense from 'home'. I tend to follow another world existence where day and night merge into one. The last thing I need or, in fact, could comprehend and thus respond sensibly to is 'news', gossip or ramblings from Auld Reekie. I tend to ensure that at least three full days of recovery (dry-oot) before my day of departure are experienced. I only leave my hotel room to purchase grub (usually spicy sandwiches from the local Rewe), fruit juice and crisps and spend my time viewing either English language or the local twenty four hour news channels. From midnight onwards I may watch documentaries on the lead up to the Great War, the years between the wars predominantly explanations on the rise of National Socialism in Germany and from 1946 the nuclear arms race between the USA and the USSR.

    This practice allows me, on the morning of my departure, to be 'news aware', sweated, fresh as a f****n' daisy and ready for the trek back to Caledonia.

    I must add that on d-day minus one or two I will have visited the post office (DHL Kiosk) to arrange transportation of my new clothes and any other 'goodies' purchased which I cannot load into my suitcase.
     
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  5. SwanHills

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    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! <laugh>

     
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  6. SwanHills

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    Christoph Waltz - 'Interview' with Jimmy Fallon:

     
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  7. bayernkenny

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    Great actor: Inglourious Basterds, Carnage and Big Eyes.
     
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  8. OddDog

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    I managed to answer all 3 correctly but he should have spent some more time explaining the connotations behind “Sitzpinkler” <laugh>
     
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  9. bayernkenny

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    Hold on there!

    When I extend my stays 'on tour' and, due to Alkohol inspired lack of financial consideration, I book upmarket dosshouses I am quite fond of a wee 'Sitzpinkler' on a heated and comfortable 'seat'!:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. OddDog

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    I recommend Japan Kenny <ok>
     
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  11. bayernkenny

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    A wee bit expensive for a luxurious pish however I will bear your advice in mind!

    Nearer to 'home' I can recommend the Bayerischer Hof in Munchen.
     
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  12. SwanHills

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    Never tried their 'Palace of Varieties' yet, but will rush in there one day soon for an urgent jimmy widdle! <ok>
    Will then report on comfort factor.
     
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  13. bayernkenny

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    The 'lobby' boozer (Falk's Bar) is cool. Once even treated myself to a wee drink (or three) in the rooftop Spa Bar!
     
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  14. OddDog

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    This might only work for those who have had kids in the last 20 years <laugh>

     
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    Jerry gives Brian some advice on women <laugh>

     
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    This did make me chuckle

     
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    I've seen that before. Made me laugh but I think it may have offended some; can't remember
     
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  18. karlos5001

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    Just seen a fella drinking brake fluid. I said “you’re going to kill yourselve drinking that”. He said “I can stop anytime I want”.
     
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    Sorry Karlos that was on here a while back. I put it up with a load of other one liners
     
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    George Lopez. :rolleyes:

     
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