Some great bloopers here - love the one 10 seconds in, where a fly goes in his mouth "The **** is that?"
please log in to view this image Let’s face it, BK only had $5 in the accounts as he spent the rest in München
My fame has obviously spread far and wide however there is one problem with this image. Although I own an iPhone 6 it remains boxed without a Sim Card or contract. A fate (?) which also befalls my iPad Air. When I depart these shores, predominantly to Bayern or Nordrhein-Westfalen, the last thing I want is to be bothered by is stuff'n'nonsense from 'home'. I tend to follow another world existence where day and night merge into one. The last thing I need or, in fact, could comprehend and thus respond sensibly to is 'news', gossip or ramblings from Auld Reekie. I tend to ensure that at least three full days of recovery (dry-oot) before my day of departure are experienced. I only leave my hotel room to purchase grub (usually spicy sandwiches from the local Rewe), fruit juice and crisps and spend my time viewing either English language or the local twenty four hour news channels. From midnight onwards I may watch documentaries on the lead up to the Great War, the years between the wars predominantly explanations on the rise of National Socialism in Germany and from 1946 the nuclear arms race between the USA and the USSR. This practice allows me, on the morning of my departure, to be 'news aware', sweated, fresh as a f****n' daisy and ready for the trek back to Caledonia. I must add that on d-day minus one or two I will have visited the post office (DHL Kiosk) to arrange transportation of my new clothes and any other 'goodies' purchased which I cannot load into my suitcase.
I managed to answer all 3 correctly but he should have spent some more time explaining the connotations behind “Sitzpinkler”
Hold on there! When I extend my stays 'on tour' and, due to Alkohol inspired lack of financial consideration, I book upmarket dosshouses I am quite fond of a wee 'Sitzpinkler' on a heated and comfortable 'seat'!
A wee bit expensive for a luxurious pish however I will bear your advice in mind! Nearer to 'home' I can recommend the Bayerischer Hof in Munchen.
Never tried their 'Palace of Varieties' yet, but will rush in there one day soon for an urgent jimmy widdle! Will then report on comfort factor.
The 'lobby' boozer (Falk's Bar) is cool. Once even treated myself to a wee drink (or three) in the rooftop Spa Bar!
Just seen a fella drinking brake fluid. I said “you’re going to kill yourselve drinking that”. He said “I can stop anytime I want”.