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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    My 17 year old son won £21 million pounds on the lottery recently and when I tried to ring him to congratulate him he told me to **** off and didn't want anything to do with me... His foster parents must have raised him to be a right prick!
     
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    Classic Father Ted where they have the Cuban lad visiting <laugh>

     
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    Strange that you should post that clip Oddy, as I watched this one a few hours back. <laugh>

     
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    Love that show to bits Cyc, absolutely brilliant <laugh>
     
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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
     
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    What's the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
    A bloke will actually search for a golf ball.

    What does the sign on a closed brothel say?
    Beat it. We're closed.
     
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    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    "Get in the car Robin."

    <laugh>
     
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    Scraping the ****ing barrel mate <laugh>
     
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    I thought it was the funniest thing I've heard in a while Oddy. <laugh>
     
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    My wife said she was leaving me because I exaggerate too much!


    I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock!
     
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    Not to mention you're bull <laugh>

    True story. On the Whippet Club of Great Britain website there was a discussion about dog genetics and the topic of dog testicles arose. Now a dog with just one testicle is known as a Monorchid and a dog with zero testicles, a Cryptochid. I asked what name was given to the owner of THREE testicles ....
    I was told to not be silly as this was a sensible debate. I replied that ok, but when you find out what that term is, could someone please inform me, as I'm one! They haven't yet. :D
     
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    karlos5001, Feb 10, 2019
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    I have a willy shaped like a violin

    When I'm not plucking it, I'm fiddling with it <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

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    More schooling required!

     
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