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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Cyclonic

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    More of Clarke and Dawe. :)

     
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    Seen that Cyc. May have been up here before. Hilarious. We still chuckle when something breaks and gets the quote "the front/back/side fell off". And even when it doesn't break fully, we have "Well at least the front didn't fall off" <laugh>
     
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    Viagra - it won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    More Clarke and Dawe.

     
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    <laugh>

     
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    :)

     
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    ****in' hell. <laugh>

     
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    Chip shop joke.:)

     
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    Sometimes I have to wonder just how stupid we voters can be. These two were actually voted into office. I'm just about to turn for the night and I know as lie there in the dark, my wife will ask. " What's with the guffaw?" :)



     
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    5 bucks she doesnt say "guffaw"
     
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    Interesting concept here and I am just throwing it out there - one of these comedians is a woman, and the other is a coloured gentleman. Is the woman where she is because she is a woman or a talented individual. Same question re the coloured gentleman.
     
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    The Ginger Burd; has she not seen 'Das Boot'?

    The Black Punter; been watching too many dodgy science fiction fillums and TV series.
     
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    Oooooopsie daisy; please accept my apologies for my politically incorrect response above. Forgot I had 'moved' from General Chat.:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Nothing like a good guffaw between husband and wife Stick. :)
     
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    George Carlin on advertising. How did the man remember this stuff? His opening epilogue is amazing.

     
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    A little bit of one up man ship. Walter kills it. <laugh>

     
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    Slow Poke Rodriguez. <laugh>

     
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    Greg Davies tells how it all went wrong. <laugh>

     
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