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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. Cyclonic

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    Truly PMSL at the Goat!!! Classic!!!
     
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    Imagine the thought of eating something that's been shot out of an arsehole. Someone did when they decided the eat that first egg. <yikes>

    The tribe probably considered him sort sort of depraved individual who must be kept away from kids.
     
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    BD1BACD0-3F3E-4855-AAD0-AD667D7E3FAB.jpeg
     
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    Very funny but, unfortunately, spoiled by the non existent grammar
     
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    Tomorrow's weather.

     
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    I think she works at NASA. :)

     
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    I could be wrong, but until today, I don't think I'd heard of the comedian John Martin. He did a good job here. :)

     
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    <laugh>
     
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    The one-and-only Spike Milligan;

     
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    I don't know if anyone has been watching the BBC series Troy: Fall Of A City, but if you have, were you paying attention in episode 6, entitles Battle On The Beach?

    I know the Greeks were a cultured and inventive civilisation - but didn't realise they invented Ray-bans.

    I filmed this off the telly, so picture isn't great, but the evidence in indisputable :) I tried to post direct but had to put on Youtube first. Watch for the blond warrior on foot after the horses go by
     
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    If anyone can polarise an audience it's Rodney Rude. Some love him, others detest him. :)

     
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    Good old uncle Albert
     
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    "I did well, half way through my act they gave me a house .........." <laugh>

     
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    Johnnie Casson.

     
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    With acknowledgements to Jimileysbaldhead in the football section of forum:

    ………………………………....

    Went for a testicle check up last week. The young Thai nurse cupped her hands round them and said " don't worry it's normal to get an erection during this procedure "

    I said " I haven't got an erection "

    She replied " No, but I have "

    ………………………………....

    <whistle>
     
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    SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI
    "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
    This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.
    It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage overevery other team.
    However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
     
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    * RECORD HIGH JUMP FROM AKNEELING POSITION*

    A new world record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set last week at a beach in southern France

    The picture below was taken just three seconds before the jump took place!
     

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