Off Topic Lighten Up - have a laugh: Warning, may contain Adult Material

One of these women has had the sense to leave

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I saw this somewhere
A psychic midget escaped from prison. The wanted sign says "Small medium at large"

Sorry if it's an old one

 

Thats going on here!

 

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a ****ing asshole."

 

Today police found a Mr Whippy driver dead in his van, he was covered in hundreds and thousands. Police suspect that he topped himself.

 

You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out.

 

You just tried it didn't you?

 

Ya' gotta love him, he's something else. Satirist and actor Tom Walker gets into his Jonathan Pie suit. There are people who believe Pie to be a real person and not a Walker character.

 

Pie on May.

 

I love the face expression and his walk at the end of the clip.

 

The debt collector. I like a bit of understated comedy.

 

Mary had a little skirt with splits up the sides.
Every time that she bent down the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt with splits up the front.
Every time that she bent down the boys could see her........
She doesn’t wear that one anymore

 

Jonathan Miller takes off philosopher Bertrand Russell visiting colleague G. E. Moore at Great Court, Trinity College, Cambridge. Russell tries to trap Moore with a cunning semantic subterfuge..........