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Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Ron, Oct 31, 2011.

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  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Have learned never to trust a 'Munchen pussy'!

    Sorry for this obvious, sexist and incorrect response, just couldnae resist it!

    Faithfully yours,

    Betty Slocombe

    S**t; just realised the pun from the character's name!
     
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  2. SwanHills

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    <laugh> Well, little unfair to call her 'sexist', if you know what I mean. Didn't take the 'joke' in the right spirit, have to admit, as I have always hated the Rottweiler canine breed; don't think much of their owners either. Would also add a Rottweiler couldn't jump over a ****ing matchbox, let alone a garden fence? Well, looking at a picture of one to refresh my memory, guess it could alright, I am mistaken. However, most cats could clear the fence with ease.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    There are people who believe the following conversation to be real. It is funny though. <laugh>

     
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  5. Cyclonic

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    I'm with you Donald. <laugh>

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    This Trump-bashing is becoming a bit boring .................. anyone remember President Ronald Reagan referring to Princess Diana as "Princess David"?

    Anyway, here is some REAL news:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/40103968
     
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  8. SwanHills

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    Not guilty this time, at least don't think so. You know, there is an excuse for it because all we get fed, whatever we read or listen to, is, Trump this, Trump that. Other global politicians are getting so fed-up because the ordinary guy in the street is getting to the point where he or she's never heard of them? Even got Mutti Merkel and Mother Theresa worried. The media in general, especially the majority anti-Trump media, are screwing themselves royally? All they have to do is talk about the weather and what we're going to do next Christmas, anything other than Trumper. It's easy.

    So what to do, it's all we get fed atm?

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    Agreed Swanny. I took a look at the 10 most read stories on the BBC website this morning (on the day when 80+ people were killed by a car bomb in Kabul) and was pretty shocked to see what was in there:

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    Good lord!
     
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    As sad as it is, I think it's down to the world being fed up with the Middle East and Afghanistan.
     
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    A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.

    The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, “Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die...”
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    At a first date:

    He: “I work with animals every day!”

    She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

    He: “I’m a butcher.”
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    If your cold, stand in the corner for a while. They're usually about 90 degrees.
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    What's red and isn't there?

    No tomatoes.
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    Groucho Marx: A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going some place.

    W.C. Fields: Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
     
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    As per usual, there's sweet FA on tv at the moment, but I couldn't resist having a peek at the reviews of one of the movies.

    On the film San Andreas starring Dwayne Johnson, Alexandra Daddario, Paul Giamatti, (I think that just about says it all) the New Yorker wrote.

    "The allure of San Andreas rests entirely on the calibre of it's pandemonium, savored, ideally, with a brawling audience." <laugh>
     
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  16. OddDog

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    I know the title of this thread is "have a laugh" but you'll struggle with this. Frankie Boyle what have you done? This is mush. Absolute mush.



    And the so-called poet .................... "I re-tweeted something the other day"

    The bottom of the barrel has been well and truly reached <doh>
     
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    Twitter has drawbacks for people way above Donald Trump...
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    Classic Pauli <laugh>

     
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    A clip taken from one of my favourite comedy films in recent years. The movie is A Million Ways To Die in The West (Oddy, if you haven't seen it, it is right up your strata!) It is basically a piss take of all the westerns there have ever been, with a further poke, in this little clip, of those cheesy musicals like Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Oklahoma etc. It even manages to outdo Blazing Saddles "beans" sketch with a gross but funny bout of the trots for one character.


     
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