My neighbour just told me that someone has been stealing her underwear.I almost shat her knickers. Dear Deirdre I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window.As i was knocking one out i turned to notice my wife just stood there,arms folded...watching me... Is she a pervert?
The **** is that? Paddy got sacked as the local bingo caller. Apparently 'a meal for 2 with a terrible view' is not the best way to call number 69.
A Male Fairy Tale: Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted babes and went rowing and watched football and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pies and potato chips and baked beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end
please log in to view this image So it was you, Ron, who gave me that duff tip last week! Any more captions?
A teacher was doing sex education with her class and talking about the penis. Little Johnny stuick his had up and said "Miss, Miss my dad's got two penises". Rather non plussed the teacher said what do you mean Johnny?" "well Miss, he has one floppy thin one that he uses to have a wee and one really hard and thick one that he uses to brush the cleaning lady's teeth".
Life for the male of the specie is just one big cover-up? Well, in Austria anyway... please log in to view this image http://www.dw.de/penis-problem-a-vienna-museum-covers-up/a-16318387 The red lines seem a bit narrow to me; maybe these three have smallish winkles?
The guy is an absolute joke with his ridiculous ego - he thinks he is bigger and more important than the issue of racism in football Can't wait to see the back of this odious person and his misguided use of social media networks to massage his ego
The trouble with racism generally is that it's aggravated by continually raising the issue; debating it; and being generally defensive. All this leads to extreme reactions and making more of it than is necessary. Years ago, I used to go down a West Indian club where I was called "white trash." I used to laugh my head off and tell them to "get me a pint in." Now we've reached the stage where you can't even pass an opinion on multi-culturalism, etc, without being branded a racist. It's a stupid society we live in! Ignore it and get on with living.
Quite so Tam...I'm 25% Basque,50% English and 25% Irish (right old mongrel!) and rarely take offence at racial stereotypes. I think skin colour irkes some more than race which is abhorrent imo. The "T" shirt protest was a reaction to the U21 match in Serbia where the lads were abused...For what its worth I thought the behaviour of Danny Rose was little better than the thugs on the terraces,yet all he receives is support. That very much ties in with your comment imo.
Wise words. In other news I have my Halloween outfit sorted.....blond wig, track suit, gold chains and big cigar. That should scare the little ****ers away Daughter texts mum "mum, I need your help, I've got some of my boyfriend's cum in my hair and I need you to cut it out for me" Mum replies "darling don't worry it's happened to me loads of times, it will come out when you wash it" Daughter's reply "OMG mum I meant to type GUM"
