Life's Imponderables !

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MackemsRule

MackemsRule

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Oh it's all gone quiet over here!!!!



Why does the key always break on expensive tins of Corned Beef and not on cheap ones?

How come the "Hulks" shirt always ripped and fell off, but his pants didn't?

Why do women ask questions they don't want the honest answer too?

Why do people insist on driving at 40 miles an hour on the outside lanes of motorways when the inside lane is clear?
 
You've beat me to it MR. I was in the process of writing an article about the daftest things people have done supporting SAFC. As to lifes imponderables, why is it you can never answer the most frightening question known to man...

"Does my bum look big in this"???? :steam:
 
I was going to add a couple of SAFC ones but certain posters may have took them seriously and started calling me names again. hahaha

"How come that you never hear, 'It's only a game!' when your team is winning?
 
And how about that other priceless nugget from the Cosmopoloitan book on how to look after your man - after a bad result - "Well stop going then!!"
 
"If you loved me as much as you loved football we wouldn't have any problems!"

Yes we would, you're a money wasting gobshite.
 
Rokerlad59 said:
You've beat me to it MR. I was in the process of writing an article about the daftest things people have done supporting SAFC. As to lifes imponderables, why is it you can never answer the most frightening question known to man...

"Does my bum look big in this"???? :steam:
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My wife asked me that once, my reply without even thinking "****ing huge" she turned around and I think seen the shock on my face as I didnt set out to say it and we both just burst out laughing. (just as well as she has a wicked slap), and she has never asked again.
 
What do the Chinese get when they fancy a Take Away?


With nearly everything we buy ending in 99p, why don't we have a 99p coin?
 
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