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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, May 17, 2017.

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  1. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    But...when life gives you lemons make some pop.

    After the injustice of my ban I have decided that I will compete in this...

    http://eu.ironman.com/triathlon/eve...d/race-info/event-schedule.aspx#axzz4hK4dVcto

    Being an experienced marathon runner it's time to up my game and push my already resolute body to the limit. I'm under no illusions that this will be easy but I have the will and determination that most of you on here lack so feel that a top 10 finish is a possibility.

    Some may laugh and mock but I'm packing up the guitar so that I can do a bit of busking on my trip to New York the ladies will be gushing at this new rock hero strumming on the streets of the Big Apples.

    I'll be raising money for charity during this trip and will set up a Pay Pal for you all to help this worthy cause "Help The Mental".

    I will be posting on a regular basis so that you can follow my IP address and I'll post a pic of the New York Mirror as proof that it is me and not my Irish clone.
     
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    Hoddle Is A Gob, May 17, 2017
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Will Saints be training with you, or are you doing this alone ?
     
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    PINKIE, May 17, 2017
  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> "Help The Mental"...


    There's no helping you, you mental bastard.
     
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    Archers Road, May 17, 2017
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  4. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    Do not mock the afflicted Archy.
     
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    Hoddle Is A Gob, May 17, 2017
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No mockery intended.


    But talking of mockeries, who are you?
     
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    Archers Road, May 17, 2017
  6. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    I need no introduction Archy, I am the wum master, the god of rock, the fanny magnet extraordinaire.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not enough commas to be actual HIAG.

    No way.
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    It's Luv
     
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  9. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    It's not.,,,,,,,
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It must be Luv luv luv...
     
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    Archers Road, May 17, 2017
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Superfluous commas .... it's is him !
     
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    PINKIE, May 17, 2017
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  12. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Piskies and HIAG's bastard love child ?
     
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    remembercolinlee, May 17, 2017
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    So Luv is also HIAG now, as well as Piskie? Are there any mods left that aren't HIAG? Oh, wait...
     
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  14. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    What's Luv got to do , got to do
     
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    seabreeze, May 17, 2017
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  15. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    <laugh> - sorry I had to finish it off, was bothering me. Good gag though.
     
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    SpursDisciple, May 18, 2017
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Luv on the 'blackpool' rocks.
     
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    Commachio, May 18, 2017
  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No big surprise.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    The wum master who runs to the moderators, A soon as someone wums him back.
     
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    Matth_2014, Apr 3, 2018
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^<laugh> doesn't realise it's not @Hoddle Is A God
     
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    Commachio, Apr 3, 2018
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  20. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Read the name FFS <doh>
     
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    SpursDisciple, Apr 3, 2018
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