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DevAdvocate said:
What attracted you to my thread Toby? Seriously.

For someone who claims not to be the slightest bit interested in what I think/say or do you always seem to make an appearance and a comment.

Life Tip 4 (for Toby) : Don't read any of my threads. <ok>

There ye go.
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Stick me on ignore if I bother you that much.

Someone has to tell you your threads/posts are pish, I'm a selfless volunteer, working on behalf of all on GC.

<ok>
 
How was your chicken sir ?
Rubbery .<laugh>
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell ? Etc etc then repeat every ****ing day.

Just die already.<doh>
 
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DUNCAN DONUTS said:
How was your chicken sir ?
Rubbery .<laugh>
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell ? Etc etc then repeat every ****ing day.

Just die already.<doh>
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Was going to try and make a pun to follow from your post but unfortunately I'm not some dribbling ****** that considers puns to be relevant/funny.

Over to you Mick O'Tool <ok>
 
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DevAdvocate said:
Seen similar lifestyle tips in a mainstream newspaper so thought I'd give it a go.

My first tip: When deciding whether or not a pair of trousers in the shop will fit your waist, there's no need to go scurrying to the changing rooms (if they have one) to try them on for size, simply try wrapping the waistband around your neck, if they fit your neck they'll fit your waist.

Tip two: Ironing a shirt. The day before ironing, liberally soak your shirt with water from a spray nozzle bottle and leave the shirt in the freezer overnight, it's a piece of piss to press it next day when it's nice and chilled.

Tip three: For razor sharp creases in trousers, turn them inside out and run the edge of a bar of soap (if you have one) along the crease, then turn them back and press. Voila, creases you could shave with (Not literally of course).
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Having just got caught apparently trying to do a Speedie on myself with a pair of Levi chinos, I would just like to say don't try no. 2 kids. No store detective is buying that one.
 
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Archers Road said:
Having just got caught apparently trying to do a Speedie on myself with a pair of Levi chinos, I would just like to say don't try no. 2 kids. No store detective is buying that one.
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Levis Chinos are called Dockers you must have been browsing some 75 inch waist LEVI fakes for big fat losers.
 
DevAdvocate said:
You've said this several times before and I've given you the same reply, I have no need to ignore the insignificant.
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Snap <ok>

I'm just going to tell you everything you post is pish.

Because it is.

<ok>
 
DevAdvocate said:
That's not "ignoring" though is it? <confused>

Appears brb was right and you are pretty stupid, but to be fair I had already figured out how stupid you are. Very.
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<rofl>

Siding with brb now

<rofl>

Keep it up old man <applause>
 
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