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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Mar 6, 2014.

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  1. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Transponst

    Verb: what a transponster does.


    Transponster

    Noun: someone who transponsts.



    Example 1

    "Hey, what do you do?"
    "Oh I'm a transponster"
    "Sweet"


    Example 2

    "The transponster left his wallet on the bus. Silly transponster.
     
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    Would have been funnier if he actually named a gay footballer playing for England.
     
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  3. Clem Fandango

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    Oh yeah this too.

    I have it on good authority that that Matthew Upson is gay. Wait I don't mean good authority, but he looks a bit like Will Young AND plays for Brighton, that's enough right?>
     
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    [video=youtube;NgwuWcjsRjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwuWcjsRjs[/video]

    Can't work out whether I found this funny or sad.
     
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  5. Dan

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    I thought it was funny until I saw how upset Granny was. Poor old dear.
     
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    The incident is funny, but seeing the Granny upset was sad. The bride should have gone over, laughed and told her it was okay....even if it wasn't.
     
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    Thankfully after a moment or two to calm down and see the funny side, she gave Granny a good pep talk.

    [video=youtube;18Ysn091Ay4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18Ysn091Ay4[/video]
     
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  8. Clem Fandango

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    Actually a fairly easy mistake to make if you've had a few cherrys. I don't like how the woman came and took the rest of her drink from her, in case she thought about finishing the job? Bitch, bet it was her daughter that took the drink.
     
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  9. PompeyLapras

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    Good grief, trying to arrange some classroom observation is proving tricky.

    Writing a nobel prize-winning thesis on nuclear cold fusion would probably be easier.
     
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  10. Joe!

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    Done it. Can confirm. Piece of piss.
     
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    I was laughing my head off until I saw how she was getting all sorry and distressed about it.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Health & safety officer bans confetti!
     
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    Hilarious!
     
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    Just looked at the mental arithmetic questions for the professional skills tests.... I am royally ****ed. I could do them fairly easily enough, but they give you like 20 seconds or something totally ridiculous.
     
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    If you practice doing them then you won't be.
     
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  16. Joe!

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    You should see tests you have to take for the Civil Service Fast Stream. I reckon I'm pretty good at that sort of stuff but I was way out of my league.
     
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    @BBCBreaking: Forces thought to be Russian seize a Ukrainian military base in Sevastopol, Crimea, reports say. http://t.co/NlG5il2Sp5
     
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    [video=youtube;jHzh96ehv4A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHzh96ehv4A#t=1[/video]
     
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    Beefy, seen some of the **** Watch Dogs is getting?
     
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    So the WENUS was ok?
     
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