Lie To Me

Lol shiny its one of the few pink things I've not had

 

Wonder where banksy is

 

Yep come on banksy you're almost as bad as pinky

 

Is Bansksy

Greasing his pole
Bodging someone's plumbing
Fingering someone's u-bend

 

Cowboy

 

Didn't you know his real name?

John Wayne

 

Django

 

My name is spelt Brett not Bret

 

You used to run around the Eastend when they used to chant "Brett Brett super Brett" with your hands in the air didn't you mate

 

Nope just used to nod my head I actually did and it used to piss my cousin and uncle off

 

as banksy is missing, while were waiting, here is another for us to continue.....

what colour car do i have?

1) black
2) silver
3) blue

 

You secretly have a red car but don't want to admit it

But ill go for Silver

 

3 blue

 

Pink Fiesta and you trying to man yourself up by saying different colours

 

black

 

massive is correct

 

Oh great! not....

I have an appointment tomorrow, who with?
1. Doc's
2. Dentist
3. MOT