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Cheeky **** If I could live anywhere in the world where would I choose 1. Florence 2. Lanzarote 3. New York
...and Zeberdee said........?[video=youtube;c3DcChXNyYQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=c3DcChXNyYQ#t=31s[/video]
Oh thankyou kind sirs......Now here is one to suprise you,I love fairly modern poetry....Which one of these three poets do I rate the highest....? 1) John Betjeman.. 2) Ted Hughs.. 3) Wilfred Owen..
Massive got it...Wilfred Owen.. The Parable of the Young Man and the Old So Abram rose, and clave the wood, and went, And took the fire with him, and a knife. And as they sojourned, both of them together, Isaac the first-born spake, and said, My Father, Behold the preparations, fire and iron, But where the lamb for this burnt-offering? Then Abram bound the youth with belts and straps, And builded parapets the trenches there, And stretched forth the knife to slay his son. When lo! an angel called him out of heaven, Saying, Lay not thy hand upon the lad, Neither do anything to him. Behold, A ram, caught in a thicket by its horns; Offer the Ram of Pride instead of him. But the old man would not so, but slew his son, And half the seed of Europe, one by one. Wilfred Owen
poor chap ended up on last of the summer wine! when I got home last night I let my hair down with a few drinks as I'd finished work until next week, what did I guzzle down? 1. 2 bottles of wine and 3 pints of cider 2. 1 bottle of wine and 3 ciders and 2 stellas 3. 2 bottles of wine and 3 pints of stella