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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Jan 7, 2019.

  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    You’re gettin under cut here mate
    Have a think and come back to me
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We're developing a range of artichoke jerky and butternut biltong, so sorry no.

    But Lidl do a good beef jerky for 89p. I have some before going for a cycle. <ok>
     
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    I'll never be able to compete with Sky's rates!
    The guy was an addict, he has probably done far worse **** than i can ever imagine, for less.
    :(
    I have seen the basketball Diaries and Requiem for a Dream, I know how it works!
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Bod ****ed an inflatable sheep and gloated on the internet... keep your cock in your pants is my advice, don't deal with rascals like that.
     
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  5. The Real Spurlock

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    1- If there's more than one person interviewing you, cross your eyes to keep good eye contact. Because that's key!

    2- do not ask if the health care plan includes abortions.
     
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  6. Bodinki

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    I wouldnt call it gloating ffs <laugh>
    I think it was a "What's the most depraved thing you have ever done" thread.
    In hindsight, telling you gimps was probably a mistake <laugh>
    But I aint too fussed :p
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    In 1999 I would have done anything for £50.

    That's 2 brown and 1 white bro.
     
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  8. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Did you climax matey?
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yes he did <laugh>
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    I dont really remember, it was 20 years ago, and I was wasted
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    89p for 25g?
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    **** off Bope <laugh>
     
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  13. Quesadaad

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    Its ok mate
    Sky answered for you
    Mucky bugger!!<laugh><laugh>:afro:
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    I'll take the lot.
     
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    Butternut Billtong sounds ****ing horrible.
    I'd rather eat @Quesadaad 's ****
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    haha the **** would he know.
    He only knows what I have told him, but to be fair I cannot remember what I told him, so i may have told him I did :D
    But honestly I havent a clue.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Too late. I'm £50 up and kicking about on a street corner asking old people for pocket Kleenex
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Yes mate. This is a biltong, but they do a jerky too <ok>

    DC48CAD4-C5DC-4657-BDBF-A436A8D4F8E3.jpeg
     
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  19. The Real Spurlock

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    Artichoke jerky
    You're taking the ****ing piss man<laugh>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Quesadaad

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    Same time next year?
     
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