Off Topic Libby needs help!

B.

 

I was gonna build your new house for cost as well, FU now mate, FU.

 

Libby if you need a fake reference i got ya bro... my work e-mail signature will show I'm the real deal.

It's actually a ****ty embarrassing signature but I've been told I have to use it, and it makes me sound really professional. Which I am of course

 

Can you build me a house? Barbados, Sandy Lane please x

 

I respect your honesty
Me too

 

I'd choose B for far less than the original offer tbh

 

Out of interest, how low would you go?

 

No probs mate, I’ll do it for you because you don’t make stupid jokes about my great helping posts.

 

What you eating the night before?

 

Thanks mate, much appreciated. Minimum 6 bedrooms please and a stable for a good friend (more like a son) called Matthew.

 

B, and I will swallow it for an extra 100k!

 

Am I doing the eating or ****ting here ffs?

 

Will you need WiFi in the stable or just a cage?

 

A cage with WiFi and a webcam.

 

As described, you dont have to eat it. Just allow the **** in your mouth

 

Corned beef hash
Millionaires cheesecake for puddin

 

A ****ing lot lower than 500k...

You seem interested in my service's sir? PM for full price list.

 

@PESKIE can you get cheap beef jerky wholesale? Or do you just sell artichoke jerky?

 

£50

 

I’ll pay you £150 final answer.