Just for you ; We'll hit the bar six times, the post three times and Basso will save three penalties, one with just his face . Steve Cottrill and NP will have a scrap at half time which ends up with NP de bagging SC in front of the West Stand . The referee will be a seven foot trans gender who runs like John Cleese and will use a fog horn instead of a whistle, much to the hilarity of the crowd . There will be eight sendings off and the fat bloke with the mike at half time will beat the world pie eating record. Overall an entertaining afternoon to be had by all despite the lack of goals . Either that or it will be a mind numbingly dour affair which slowly sucks the will to live out of every living soul in the place .
Ha, im thinking B, but hoping A. That fat twatt will probably still be able to carry on talking all through the pie eating too!
Oh if you both had included something to do with Dave Burns getting bummed by a gorilla wearing a Peter swan mask and a hull shirt! LMAO
