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LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 15, 2013.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    At least he tried. His issue was he charged the wrong type of spinner.

    Better than standing there waiting for the ball to put you out.

    Anderson at least got 10
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Anderson's ****ing bowling again! ****ing brilliant. Bess starts with yet another no ball. A spinner should NEVER bowl one of those <doh>
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    at least we are setting parity here hopefully. 146/6 stokes brilliant.
     
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  4. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Bess getting rag-dolled again.
     
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  5. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    They could open a branch of Greggs on that pitch with the number of pies Bess has thrown on it.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Starting to get away from us now <grr>
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Going to be a low-scoring match too. If India get 100-150 ahead it's all over. Pity, because without wishing to create a scapegoat it was all to play for before Bess gave his buffet-bowling spell.
     
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    Massive partnership in the context of the series this, Pant is doing it again
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Definitely NOT pants, is he? :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    India taking the piss now.
     
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    It’s not looking good !
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Reverse sweep over the slips off Anderson with the new ball. **** off. I hate sport. :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Pants off :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    The lead is 59 with 3 wkts. remaining............its a significant advantage now
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Jimmy Anderson looks like my 10 year-old, 35kg Labrador in 30 degree heat as he flounders back to his mark after each ball.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There is absolutely no excuse for an off-spin bowler at this level to bowl a no-ball. And none to bowl constant full tosses <doh>
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    He may as well put his back into it and blow slow-medium pacers for all the turn and dip he's getting. Just watch the Indians come out tomorrow and have them turning at right-angles, and dipping in front of the batsmen like a fallen engine off a 777.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    absolutely pants at the end.

    bowl stokes to death in the final 5 covers of old ball then ask him to bowl the new one.

    They were taking the piss by the end.

    we destroyed bess after dropping him from nowhere and imo he's not looked confident so its a bit late playing his mate wit hthe arm aorund him and all that after the fact.
     
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    Tea.........only a matter of time now......England are 91-6, still 69 runs behind India
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Absolute joke isn't it.

    Why your if you hamstring yourself with silly decisions
     
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