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LFC Cricket Bashing Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, May 15, 2013.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Did like Warne trying to be positive about yeah maybe 20 short of par, 250 is about par, pitch doesn’t look like its great

    england come out, 76-0 off 13 <laugh>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thats a perfect start.

    well ahead of what would be needed as a start and seen off the first stint of the heavy hitters.

    I don't care what a pitch is like really bar the ball just keeps far too low off it. The conditions might induce swing and thats another factor but if you don't get 300 you SHOULD lose. it doesn't mean you will but you SHOULD.

    At this rate currently england are well on track 85 off 14 = 6 and over = 300 run rate target.

    With 0 wickets down and 35 overs yet to play england COULD if were batting first have chased 350 as a first innings from this.

    The longer it goes now at 4 or 5 and over from here on in the more desperate it becomes for australia.

    its now 90/0 as i type off the 15th over.

    The key for me is joe root next in. The two in can both get centuries but if theres one man coming who can craft an innings its root. Autralia need very quick wickets.

    Another 50 from openers and its plain sailing to final.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    95/0 now after 15.

    only rain can stop this now.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    we need 5 overs more to be an innings and then it'll be D/R if rained off right?

    we are way ahead on scoring rate.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    aussies ****ed it up there. smith on and loses a massive amount fo runs.

    4 more overs for the innings.

    117 scored.

    england can play 3 an over from here if needed.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    120 - 0. 81 runs ahead on DLS if it rains <ok>
     
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  7. RogerisontheHunt

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    Poor decision to use the review on Bairstow lbw, Roy nowhere near the ball.

    But then again poor umpiring to give it out.
     
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    We will balls this up
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Yup no idea why JB reviewed it. It was plum in front so unless he thought he hit it but surely you’d know if you got an edge? And because of it it means Roy couldn’t review a clear and obvious error which is what these reviews were actually brought in for.

    Hasn’t cost us in this instance though luckily. Absolutely hammering them, 27 needed from 22 overs.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Taking the piss out of the convict scum.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    EASY!! EASY!!!

    final here we come. NZ have 2 key men to get out.

    If we bat first we will set a huge score.

    If we bowl first we have been getting into teams and taking wickets.

    We push comes to shove we can bowl at a sub par target and give our best.

    Archer has been huge for us.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

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    That was so easy i split the last hour with watching Le Tour and the "fun" of Plance de Belle filles .
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Wins my vote as most cricket fan thing to say.
     
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    Some have suggested Bairstow should be barred from taking reviews due to his record. The comments no doubt got a like from the England dressing room.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dick the Black Cats.
     
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  17. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    yep that will be the biggest downfall.

    the 2 favs, lets be honest, fell at the semis final stages and could so easily gone the other way (not so much us, but esp india and the removal of dhoni), just hope because of that complacency doesn't set in.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    We were in utter control.

    It was never going any other way.

    There's one key wicket and one key bowler for nz.

    Remove that and it's game over imo.
     
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  19. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i know you mean williamson the captain, but think you are doing taylor an injustice there, he is an experienced player.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    But his average is not match winning on his own.

    Roy
    Bairstow
    Root
    Stokes

    Not do much Morgan but he has scored, butter etc backing up.

    Nz need two men to perform and give platform.

    England bowlers have been great and batsmen can score even if some throw their wickets away.
     
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