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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Feb 2, 2022.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    To be honest I'm not a big fan of Cider.

    I liked the pictures of the tarts on Sweetheart Stout though.
     
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  2. Tina.

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    You really are repugnant.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    How's your pooftah's son doing these days?
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Not been the same since getting back from Barrymore's
     
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  5. Tina.

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    Grand. You want his number? :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    your pooftah son lets me **** on him and all i pay him is 4 sausage rolls.
     
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  7. Tina.

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    He wouldn’t go near you with a barge pole ya orange bastard.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    But he would with his penis.
     
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    But she has had a cushion named after her which is quite an achievement.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    I'd rather sit on the cushion than her ****ing fizzog.
     
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    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
     
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    Her twat is probably a full on growler
     
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    One Cleveland Steamer & all of the sudden I'm the Scat guy.

    Judgemental pricks
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    Bastards. I thought this was advice on building patios. :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I am sure she would rather you did too.
     
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    Goldberg, who was born Caryn Elaine Johnson, has explained that her stage name Whoopi comes from the fact that people used to compare her to a whoopee cushion.

    The name Goldberg reportedly came from the fact that her mother thought her name was “not Jewish enough” for her to become famous.

    https://www.nationalworld.com/news/...-jewish-and-twitter-apology-explained-3549961
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *pregnant
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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