Off Topic Let's talk native, coz Comm ****ed up again

Nur it's not.

 

Ha'way then. Gis some a ya fish talk man.

 

Dollin off...**** gannin to school.

 

Saw the banes twaggin down the ten foot agen luv.

 

Snerberl = Snowball.

 

Wtf cod sniffer

At least translate your puddin lingo. What did you just type?

 

Iceball = see that window.

 

**** sticken.

Get a stick and wing loads a dog ****e at peoples windows.


Rebels.

 

I dote nur if you nur, but thankfully we dote sound owt like Leeds.

I'm not sure how long I can keep this up. My auto correct's givin me a mare.

 

Soz, it's me auto correct agen.

 

Just type in twat. It will correct it to Ull.

 

Just tried an it dint.

 

It said **** didnt it?

Dont deny it. I wont believe you

 

Well alright, ands up. I'm chuffed you got "Ull" right. Thuz ner H in Ull

 

Farv pown nert.

 

But loadsa tiggers. Ggrrrr

 

Brilliant.

 

We are not all coonts. Well me and Tel are anyhoo

 

Is "coonts" Mackem? We pronounce it '****s'. A bit boring but that's ow we say it.

Ooz Tel?

 

Unless ya deein ya fake cocknee lingo. Then its cants.