Transfer Rumours Let's ignore the big ****ing elephant and blame the latest manager, again. Are we nearly there yet?

Ok, well he's a much needed addition so **** the fact those add ons make it too much.

£60 million probably par, mental as it sounds.

Just need to sort Pogba and Lukaku out one way or the other now.

 

I think Pogba is going to be staying, Lukaku hopefully gets sold, sick of the sight of the useless bastard.

 

Can't imagine that anything that big would be announced officially until the New York stock exchange opens tomorrow.

 

Jacob Harry Maguire is an English professional footballer who plays as a centre back for Premier League club Leicester City and the English national team. He will now have to endure a season playing with Calamity Jones at Manchester United.Wikipedia

 

Looks like we're plodding towards meeting Leicester's valuation for Maguire, and if reports in the papers are true, we will then move on to signing Fernandes. Not a bad selection of signings tbh - also, interesting to hear Ole say we need a 'Robbo' in the side.

 

I read that Jones is being used as a makeweight for Maguire I’d literally piss myself with laughter if that happened.

 

You mean Jones and £74 million

 

£80m straight cash or Jones plus £90m I’d take option 2.

 

Ole saying Pereira will start about 20 games this season, ffs.

Anybody wanna buy a couple of season tickets?

 

Is Woodwood only capable of negotiating one deal at a time?

 

Come on Stan, he can only sign one blank cheque at a time.

 

After scoring today Jones's value has soared to £76m.

 

I’m fairly sure he’s not capable of that either. The bloke is a complete colostomy bag.

 

I like him

 

I’m sure all the fans on your board feel the same.

 

I do

 

Anybody else starting to think The ****zers have spent all the money and we need to sell Lukaku to sign Maguire?

 

Not sure, we seem to be in for Fernandes and possibly the anaemic lad from Newcastle - so I think the money is there, I'm just beginning to think that Woodward pays for our transfers in record tokens or Green Shield stamps - it takes forever. If we want a player, go pay, all this dithering impacts on integrating new signings in pre-season - so pay the man and lets get going.

 

I don’t think we are anywhere near either Longstaff or Fernandes tbh, both clubs valuations are ridiculously higher than ours. There’s no truth in the Milinkovic-Savic rumours either, as Ole has made it clear that Fred will come in to the team again.

I’m at the stage now where I’d be genuinely surprised if United bring in any other players.

 

@Matth_2014 will.