Let's find Kirung a job

[monacoger]

I put mine up high and keep an eye on it.

Yeah, I suppose that would work actually

 

[VenomPD]

I don't use toasters as the heating element gives me flashbacks to the fire.

I just eat bread and pretend it tastes like toast.

 

[Ciaran]

I see there's some shrewdies on here and some not quite shrewd!

 

[monacoger]

Yes. That's why I said it. To back up his toasting method

Sounds very kafflicky

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I put mine up high and keep an eye on it.

Watch out m7

Horrible_malaga_pape will be on your case soon

 

[DevAdvocate]

I don't use toasters as the heating element gives me flashbacks to the fire.

I just eat bread and pretend it tastes like toast.

Do what rich people do and buy pre-toasted toast

 

[Ciaran]

How did I know you were going to say that, you lying, unrepentant, dirty, fenian, snake ****?!

100% Presbyterian.

 

[monacoger]

Do what rich people do and buy pre-toasted toast

What a splendid idea, I bet that differs to just toast and isn't the same at all?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Gives me an idea for a thread.

 

[Mind The Duck]

Some crazy bastards like eating burnt toast. There was a Yorkshireman on the Haewene Brim who ate burnt toast with marmalade every morning. Gave me the boak.

Sort of like cannibalism

 

[DevAdvocate]

Also known as just toast.

tbh I was hoping no one would pick up on that.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Sort of like cannibalism

I invented that insult

 

[monacoger]

tbh I was hoping no one would pick up on that.

Sorry, I could go back and delete my post if you want?

 

[Ciaran]

Mono now realised he's been on the planet 39.987 years and didn't work out the full blast keep an eye on it toast method.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Sorry, I could go back and delete my post if you want?

If you could that would be great Iain.

 

[monacoger]

If you could that would be great Iain.

Ok, will do, Russell.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Ok, will do, Russell.

You sir are a gent

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

So monny is a few months older than pud then?

 

[Ciaran]

So monny is a few months older than pud then?

Mono 40 19th November.

 

[monacoger]

Mono 40 19th November.

did you work that out by googling when Mickey Mouse's birthday was and added a day?